50 shades of HOT

My dear-whoever-reads-my-sorry-blogs anymore,

One, I have a quick temper tantrum to throw. I don't know how to make my blog seen and/or advertised. I dream one day of having many followers who fall in love with my writing and decide to get involved in my boring little life while I continue to dream of better things.

I don't even know if the words that pour out of my mouth..uhh fingers..are even worthy of reading for long periods of time. Anyway, that's my short little fit.

Next, I have succumbed to the social media like crazy and have decided to try the "IN" thing and read the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy. I still refuse Twilight. That one may never happen. Anyway, 50 Shades.


Oh. My. God. 

I don't know if I'm more sexually inexperienced, frustrated, or just a lip-stick feminist. The books have sent me on a roller coaster of emotions and I am enjoying the ride, pardon the pun. So far I have read the first two and I am on to the third one, the last one. I will be a little sad when their story ends, because those sons of bitches are giving me some amazing bedroom ideas. Bow chick a bow wow.

I need a life...

3 comments:

  1. WOW I have no clue how you can get new readers but as for the books they are great and i am glad you came over to the dark side and fell in love with the books they are GREAT cant wait till you are done so we can talk about them.

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  2. When we first met, you looked at sex as just a job, and you'd be fine without it. Now you're reading 50 Shades of Grey saying "I wanna do that! Oh! And that too!". XP

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  3. I still look at it as a job, that will never go away. Doing without it? I can still. But now it's more of an enjoyable job than otherwise presented.

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